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davidsreality:

previouslysane:

agentdalecooper:

do u think i burned the toast

just scrape it off
should b fine

did you try turning it off and on

davidsreality:

previouslysane:

agentdalecooper:

do u think i burned the toast

just scrape it off

should b fine

did you try turning it off and on

OMG HAROLD AND MAUDE!!

Saying this is like saying Santa is secretly a ninja that rapes children but feels guilty about it so he leaves presents for the parents; even this is too hard to believe no matter how much i lie to myself haha. 

Saying this is like saying Santa is secretly a ninja that rapes children but feels guilty about it so he leaves presents for the parents; even this is too hard to believe no matter how much i lie to myself haha. 

thedogpeople:

plz follow!!  and i really mean it when I say ‘i follow back’


Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

thedogpeople:

plz follow!!  and i really mean it when I say ‘i follow back’

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

creepy—pasta:

(9/3/06 10:29 pm)

Reply Internet Explorer 3 When using Internet Explorer 3 for Windows (google around for a version that works on Windows XP), enter this in the address bar (do not copy-paste, you must input it with the keyboard):

for-you://gratitude-and-remembrance

Wait ~ 40 seconds. You will…

This sounds interesting enough to try but i rather not risk it.

Alone

idobelieveinghostsidoido:

I don’t even know why I’m writing this. I can post this in a million different places, it won’t matter. There’s still nobody there to read it. Nobody left to hear my story. Yet this might be my last chance to do this, so I will. The feeling won’t go away. They’re watching. They’re watching and getting closer every second. They can feel my terror. And I know they’re enjoying it.

It has been about four months since everyone disappeared. And I mean everyone. I woke up one morning for school. I immediately noticed the time. School started three hours ago. Must have just hit the alarm clock still half-asleep, and fallen right back to sleep. It happens to me sometimes. Why hadn’t my parents woken me up? Probably just went to work early.

The first time I started to notice was at the station. I usually take a train to school, since it’s the fastest way to get there. I hadn’t seen anyone on my way to the station, but I lived in a rather quiet area of the town, so going was slow at this time of the day. It happened, so I didn’t think much of it. When I arrived at the station, I noticed there was nobody there. It was odd. There should have been at least a few people waiting for the train, even at this time of the day. I shrugged it off as an exceptionally slow day. It happened sometimes, too.

I waited for a good while, but the train didn’t come. I don’t remember how long I stood there, but I grew increasingly frustrated. I decided to walk to school. After all, it was only a twenty-minute walk if I did it fast enough, and I was late for the next lesson anyways.

I didn’t see anyone on my way to school. Nor was there anyone in school. The school building was open, and lit. I still didn’t think much of it, the lessons were on anywaysBut the classrooms were empty. Every single classroom in the whole building. Some doors were open, some closed. Butthere was nobody there. I tried the teacher’s lounge, and it was empty. I even recall the smell of fresh coffee in the room. I tried calling one of my friends to ask what was going on. No answer. The phone rang, but there just wasn’t any answer. I tried another. Same thing. I ended up going through every single person I know from school. No answer.

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Kind of made me want to cry a little. Not because it was scary but because it was sad-ish 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

IF I DIE YOUNG
BURY ME IN ANIME
LAY ME DOWN ON A
BED OF SHOUJOU
SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN
SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A THEME SONG


Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

IF I DIE YOUNG

BURY ME IN ANIME

LAY ME DOWN ON A

BED OF SHOUJOU

SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN

SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A THEME SONG

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

omg, why. 

omg, why.